Welcome
to the original Noromosis Homepage. What's Noromosis you ask? Noromosis is a disease that affects close-minded X-Philes, causing insanity, due to the manipulation of the brain. Victims are dillusional, and offer lame explanations for their conditions. They individuals call themselves 'Noromos.'
Symptoms to Watch For:
Dislikement of 'shippy' or romantic scenes
Constant 'booing' during tender moments and GTMs
Constant denial of Mulder and Scully's love for each other, through lame explanations supporting no exceptable evidence
Rudeness towards 'Shippers and Romantics
Experiemental Cures and Treatments
Make noromo watch 'Pusher' or other shippy episodes/scenes over and over.
Say and make them repeat shippy quotes
Dispute all lame evidence to the contrary of Mulder and Scully's love
Remind them why Mulder and Scully are in love and how you can tell
Force them to drink alot of ice tea, and ABSOLUTELY NO Rootbeer
Feed them meals of BBQ Ribs and Snowglobes
Have constance shippy pictures up as reminders
Tell them of David Duchovny/Gillian Anderson/Chris Carter's thoughts on when there should be romance -- With CC's only the acceptible ones, of course (aka '...that's what the movies are for...')
Read to them or make them read shippy/romantic fanfic (My suggestion: At least at first, don't go to some of the NC-17 or R 'fic, because then they can say 'sex isn't love...')
Other Shippy Sites - Soon to come; right now I can't get my uploader to work
If you would like to participate in the fight against Noromosis, feel free to use either of the banners:
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X-Philes have been here since Feb.1, 1998